China is unsafe. Not because of crime — China has among the lowest violent crime rates in the world — but because its a toxic jungle. Surprise, surprise.

First, there’s the air pollution.

Then, there’s the water pollution.

And finally, there’s the food pollution. Tainted chopsticks, tainted oil and tainted takeaway boxes.

So basically, I’m breathing, drinking and eating — all fundamental and vital activities — things that are more likely to kill me faster than say, if I were living in the U.S.

This may explain this woman with horns and this kid with 31 fingers and toes.