Take the only set of keys between the two of you. Make sure his phone is out of battery with a broken screen. Get into an argument about keeping each other informed of whereabouts right before he leaves his office to come home. Watch a movie and fail to notice when he allegedly rings doorbell. […]

Did you know Beijing has bunnies? With the Year of the Rabbit coming, I’ve been trying to think of when I ever saw a rabbit in China. Turns out they do exist here, if only in pictures. From the AP via Gawker.