Man, Beijing never comes out on top:
北京人：“我们北京人最幸福，打开窗子就有免费的烟。” 上海人：“那算什么，我们打开自来水就是排骨汤！” （在新浪微博被删除）
— Kai-Fu Lee (@kaifulee) March 13, 2013
Translation: “Beijinger: ‘We Beijingers are the luckiest, we can open our windows and get free cigarettes.’ Shanghainese: “That’s nothing, we turn on our faucets and get pork chop soup!'”
Previous AP story: Dead pigs found in Shanghai river rise above 6,600. Pretty gross! Pictures here if you’re so inclined.